NEW ARRIVALS

Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I’m not a mistake! It all

makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain’s

going to be? He’s the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they’re

friends, like you and me! I should’ve known way back when… You know why,

David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.

Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is

advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that

shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular

gun in American crime. Like they’re actually proud of that shit.

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show’s called a

pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the

strength of that one show they decide if they’re going to make more shows.

Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don’t, become

nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.